Mars versus Venus

Saw this on TV today:

Women in Taiwan are paying hundreds of dollars to have mashed up swallow droppings smeared all over their faces in the name of beauty. Apparently, swallow-poo face masks are the new cure-all for complexion problems.

Read this on the cover of a book titled "The Peter Pan Syndrome: Men Who Never Grow Up" today:

Women have loved them, married them, left them and survived them... BUT no woman can resist them!

(The first page of the book then quotes the New York Times: "(this book) proposes solutions for what is considered a severe psychological problem amongst men"

Final score: Men - two! Women - ZERO!