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Usha just dropped a note complaining that she hasn't been mentioned in this blog. so there. Thanks for reading, though. It's pretty gratifying that some of my friends actually bother to read this damn thing. How about some comments, fellas? Notice how most other blogs carry comments? no matter how unfunny, stupid, critical, irrelevant, miss-the-whole-point, annoying-to-the-point-that-if-you-wrote-that-for-me-i'm-gonna-come-right-over-and-kick-your-sorry-ass?

This blog has had TWO comments so far and they were both spam from some spam-bot. haven't had any more comments since I activated the spam blocker.

Here, I've come up with a few ready-to-use comments below. Any takers?

"from your writing, you must be a 6 foot tall bronze Olympian god. you wanna hang out sometime?"

"you are so unfunny you must be insecure. Get a Penis Enlarger today!"

"i hate self-conscious writing."

"somehow irony only works when other people use it."

"you remind me so much of (insert famous writer/singer/actor/any kind of good-looking celebrity/but no ex-lovers please)"

"you are a f***ing genius. come write for New Man/Mens Health/Details/Esquire/GQ right now! - The Editor of Pseudo-gay magazine that straight men secretly read"

"you are a f***ing genius, no one at a good magazine wants you but you can come write at Maxim/FHM/Stuff! - The Editor of Alpha-male magazine that celebrates boobs and ass and be damn proud of it"

so how about it people? comments please? say something, can or not?